Strange Case. I completed my final in April. It's now July, and i am still not able to know my result. Usually, this efficient college will release our result in Week 6. But this time, they take 3 months++ to settle everything for us and it is still under progression! Maybe what my coursemate said was right : 'we will know our result when we sit for our final in this semester!' Let me show you how efficient is this college...
Classroom...
Mr. : (once he entered classroom) Result came out already ar?
Us : Har?? Really?
Mr. : I don't know, my students told me.
Us : Really????? Sure or not??
(At the same time another fellar came in)
Us : Hey, result sudah out ar?
T : Yealar, came out already, it is all posted on noticeboard.
Cass : Nolar, i just went this morning, empty larh!
T : Nolar, came out already, it's there.
Us : Then we go check now! Fiuuuu! (we ran down from 3rd floor to 1st floor by LEGS instead of using elevator)
(Chiiaaang! Two persons, 4 eyes, looking at a big and dusty yet empty noticeboard)
Us : Wow! Pretty-nya this noticeboard! (#$%^&*)
arhh, too much of craps in the middle. At last we went down and gave some jobs to the free admin staffs to do. Waited for few minutes, and the lady came out.
Lady : Girls, i knew you all did quite well for your final, but i couldn't check the result for you now due to system broke down and we have to do all Manually. And because of the system broke down, everything went messy and many students are not happy with their results, so now we have to double check again.
Me : (wtf, i dint even have the chance to view my result, now you tell me Many (i wonder how many they are lor) students not happy with their results ar? kiss my ass!)
Lady : sorry girls, for letting you disappointed. Result will be released on tomorrow. Because now we need to double check everything and all of this takes at least one whole day.
me : (i never knew you people willing to spend one whole day for us de leh.. *excuse!*)
We were so pissed about this, we were cheated for few times already since last few weeks! When we asked for result they repeated the same old shyt - Leave down your name and ic for me. Then, simply pressed the keyboard and told us result hasn't ready yet. Please come again this evening! Okay, i give you second chance. The second time we went they also did the same thing, but that time they told us result would be released on Monday. Ok, MONDAY AGAIN! We knocked the CRO door.
Us : miss, we wanto check our result, we couldn't login to our student account.
Lady : result hsn't out yet lar, you see (Pointing at the very-not-noticeable and lousy notice which pasted on the door)
Us : (#$%^&*^%$#$%^&) Why you all take so longggggggggggggggg for this??
Lady : i don't knowlar, system problem.
Me : (you memang what also don't know de lar you!)
After this disappointment, we decided to have a pretty joke with our lecturer : ). Once we entered the classroom...
Cass : Sir, we failed both of your subjects.
Mr. : How come? Impossible. I gave you all quite good marks you know, not barely passed!
Me : (Quite, because i so wanted to laugh)
Mr. : (Looking at me) You cry ar?
Me : (Lol, i'm just trying to scratch my nose, itchy lar) Yalor, wanna jump down from here.
Mr. : Impossiblelar, i will check for you all. Impossbile failed one...
Cass : Haihz, got second marker ma..
Me : Sir you know why we failed?
Mr. : Why?
Me : Because we checked nothing =p
*Muahahhahaha, gotcha!*
Mr. : Ok, for such good joke you did don't expect me to give you all any tips for this coming final. (lol)
Nextime don't abuse my kindness and sympathy.
Muahahhahahah! I did nothingler, i just kept quite jek wor and i told you the truth. I-am-honest! =D
Ok, the lecturer i mentioned above is my handsome marketing lecturer - Mr. M. Basically, we have our lectures by using powerpoint. So that it is easy for lecturer to show us the information clearly with some attachments, such as picture. Today, Mr. M has attached a picture of 2 girls in one of those slides. After he made his explainations (about targeting, positoning and segmentation), he continued with this...
Mr. M : One of these girls is my ex-gf. But they actually not pretty lar, after remove all the make up she looks like shyt! (the two girls are those who fashionable, long curly + blonde hair, thick eyes make up, fake lashes and bla bla bla.....)
Us : wah...
me: *laugh*, looks like shyt xp
Mr. M : (laughed abit) Really, i'm not trying to be meant. But it's true, they just base on make up. The original look so so only.
... and he continued...
Mr. M : Actually ar, she just held a birthday party and i was not invited...
Us : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... (No wonder lah) *lol*
Mr. M : i'm shocked that i was not invited.
*sir, i can feel your resentment leh :p...*
Lol, i have just asked a friend that how would he felt if he was not invited to his ex's birthday party. He answered and said 'if she did i would not attend also!' *haha* =p. Farnnnnnnie~ Lol, actually nothing much to angry also lar.. ex only mar : ) Since you said she looks like shyt (after remove make up) lok, then what for you resent that you were not invited to shyt looking person's party, right? Cheers!!! =D.. *if i was invited, i needed to think twice also =p*
Classroom...
Mr. : (once he entered classroom) Result came out already ar?
Us : Har?? Really?
Mr. : I don't know, my students told me.
Us : Really????? Sure or not??
(At the same time another fellar came in)
Us : Hey, result sudah out ar?
T : Yealar, came out already, it is all posted on noticeboard.
Cass : Nolar, i just went this morning, empty larh!
T : Nolar, came out already, it's there.
Us : Then we go check now! Fiuuuu! (we ran down from 3rd floor to 1st floor by LEGS instead of using elevator)
(Chiiaaang! Two persons, 4 eyes, looking at a big and dusty yet empty noticeboard)
Us : Wow! Pretty-nya this noticeboard! (#$%^&*)
arhh, too much of craps in the middle. At last we went down and gave some jobs to the free admin staffs to do. Waited for few minutes, and the lady came out.
Lady : Girls, i knew you all did quite well for your final, but i couldn't check the result for you now due to system broke down and we have to do all Manually. And because of the system broke down, everything went messy and many students are not happy with their results, so now we have to double check again.
Me : (wtf, i dint even have the chance to view my result, now you tell me Many (i wonder how many they are lor) students not happy with their results ar? kiss my ass!)
Lady : sorry girls, for letting you disappointed. Result will be released on tomorrow. Because now we need to double check everything and all of this takes at least one whole day.
me : (i never knew you people willing to spend one whole day for us de leh.. *excuse!*)
We were so pissed about this, we were cheated for few times already since last few weeks! When we asked for result they repeated the same old shyt - Leave down your name and ic for me. Then, simply pressed the keyboard and told us result hasn't ready yet. Please come again this evening! Okay, i give you second chance. The second time we went they also did the same thing, but that time they told us result would be released on Monday. Ok, MONDAY AGAIN! We knocked the CRO door.
Us : miss, we wanto check our result, we couldn't login to our student account.
Lady : result hsn't out yet lar, you see (Pointing at the very-not-noticeable and lousy notice which pasted on the door)
Us : (#$%^&*^%$#$%^&) Why you all take so longggggggggggggggg for this??
Lady : i don't knowlar, system problem.
Me : (you memang what also don't know de lar you!)
After this disappointment, we decided to have a pretty joke with our lecturer : ). Once we entered the classroom...
Cass : Sir, we failed both of your subjects.
Mr. : How come? Impossible. I gave you all quite good marks you know, not barely passed!
Me : (Quite, because i so wanted to laugh)
Mr. : (Looking at me) You cry ar?
Me : (Lol, i'm just trying to scratch my nose, itchy lar) Yalor, wanna jump down from here.
Mr. : Impossiblelar, i will check for you all. Impossbile failed one...
Cass : Haihz, got second marker ma..
Me : Sir you know why we failed?
Mr. : Why?
Me : Because we checked nothing =p
*Muahahhahaha, gotcha!*
Mr. : Ok, for such good joke you did don't expect me to give you all any tips for this coming final. (lol)
Nextime don't abuse my kindness and sympathy.
Muahahhahahah! I did nothingler, i just kept quite jek wor and i told you the truth. I-am-honest! =D
Ok, the lecturer i mentioned above is my handsome marketing lecturer - Mr. M. Basically, we have our lectures by using powerpoint. So that it is easy for lecturer to show us the information clearly with some attachments, such as picture. Today, Mr. M has attached a picture of 2 girls in one of those slides. After he made his explainations (about targeting, positoning and segmentation), he continued with this...
Mr. M : One of these girls is my ex-gf. But they actually not pretty lar, after remove all the make up she looks like shyt! (the two girls are those who fashionable, long curly + blonde hair, thick eyes make up, fake lashes and bla bla bla.....)
Us : wah...
me: *laugh*, looks like shyt xp
Mr. M : (laughed abit) Really, i'm not trying to be meant. But it's true, they just base on make up. The original look so so only.
... and he continued...
Mr. M : Actually ar, she just held a birthday party and i was not invited...
Us : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... (No wonder lah) *lol*
Mr. M : i'm shocked that i was not invited.
*sir, i can feel your resentment leh :p...*
Lol, i have just asked a friend that how would he felt if he was not invited to his ex's birthday party. He answered and said 'if she did i would not attend also!' *haha* =p. Farnnnnnnie~ Lol, actually nothing much to angry also lar.. ex only mar : ) Since you said she looks like shyt (after remove make up) lok, then what for you resent that you were not invited to shyt looking person's party, right? Cheers!!! =D.. *if i was invited, i needed to think twice also =p*
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